It’s a JULY 7th FREEDOM Sale

Oh yeah, that’s right, that’s what I’m talking about. It’s a JULY

7TH, SUPER SALE. That’s right, July 7th.

So what is July 7th? Well it’s nothing really. I mean you’re

wondering why I didn’t just make this sale July 4th like

everybody else in the world (I mean America which

is what America thinks the world is). And what’s July 4th, you

ask?

Well that’s the day that America celebrates it’s independence by drinking too much, eating too much and blowing stuff up. And I wouldn’t dare distract you from those activities. Why, you ask?

BECAUSE FREEDOM, THAT’S WHY!

I know full well that everybody was too busy on July 4th eating too much, drinking too much and blowing stuff up (or if you weren’t American wondering what in the hell those crazy Yanks were up to) to spend time online or go shopping. Shopping isn’t freedom. Firing off illegal fireworks is FREEDOM!

And that’s why my sale is on July 7th. Because if you were truly busy BEING FREE, that means that it should have taken you at least 3 days to sober and wake up in the first place. Your right do to that is in the Constitution. I’m not sure which page but it’s in there. If you are an American, you have the Constitutionally protected right to life, liberty, the pursuit of happines, beer, grilling out and blowing stuff up.

THAT’S WHAT FREEDOM MEANS.

It means eating and drinking yourself into a coma while you blow stuff up FOR FREEDOM.

But now that you’re sober again (or just done being aghast at how ludicrous America is), it’s time for me to give you a big sale opportunity. And if you don’t buy a book when it’s on sale it’s because

YOU HATE FREEDOM!

You don’t hate freedom do you? I didn’t think so.

Anyhow, today and today only, I’m offering a flat 7.50 off of any order placed through my store.

Hardcopy or e-book, the discount applies. Just enter the coupon code “FREEDOM” when you go to checkout.

If you’ve been waiting to buy a book for yourself or want to share your FREEDOM with someone as a gift, now is the time.

NOW NOW NOW. Do it NOW.

FOR FREEDOM!

Note that this coupon can be combined with my standing Two Book/$10 Discount. So order two books with the coupon code and you’ll get $17.50 off the total order, that’s nearly half-price off a book.

Just make sure they are both placed in the same cart or the two book discount doesn’t get applied.

But it won’t last forever. This July 7th Freedom Sale ends at Midnight on July 8th so don’t delay.

If you delay, those who would take away your FREEDOM win.

And don’t forget to share this with everyone. If you don’t share, it’s because you hate freedom.

So click here to get to the post page and then hit one of the share buttons. Enjoy!

    

It’s a JULY 7th FREEDOM Sale